This is top secret, so you're not allowed to tell anyone and if you do you will be turned into a very old lavatory brush full of salmonella and used vegemite.

Because we are HOPING TO MAKE a FLOODS MOVIE!! It will be totally incredibly and brilliant and will be made in England or somewhere else and Australia by some very clever talented people and me.

DO NOT EMAIL AND ASK WHEN IT WILL BE OUT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YET.

Here are the anwers to your questions (so you needn't bother emailing them to me)

1: NO, you can't.

2: Don't know.

3: That's a secret.

4: No it won't.

5: Bacon.