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up The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda was published by Hodder Headline Australia in August 1999. (ISBN : 0-7336-1007-2)

This is a collection of poems about all sorts of animals from flat cats to Noah's Ark. The Australian edition is illustrated by Peter Viska. The U.K. edition which came out in Autumn 2000 is illustrated by Chris Mould and is called - Fish Are So Stupid. (ISBN : 0-340-76499-6)

DANGER - Five VERY SCARY poems left out to protect softy baby British children!!
Yes it's true, there are five poems missing from the British version of this book of poems, because the publishers think they might frighten, scare and upset British children - Personally I think this is REALLY PATHETIC - You can click on the button below and read the SCARY POEMS and I'm sure you'll agree it's pathetic too.
up The Dog's Just Been Sick My Brother Drinks Out Of The Toilet was published by Hodder Headline Australia in August 2000.

This is a collection of poems about all sorts of people and is illustrated by Peter Viska.

(ISBN : 0-7336-1257-1)

The British are TOO SCARED to publish these poems at all !!!
up The Dog's Just Been Sick There's Something Really Nasty On The Bottom Of My Shoe was going to be published by Hodder Headline Australia in October 2003.

This is another collection of gross poems and like the first two is illustrated by Peter Viska, though someone else has done the cover.

The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda and My Brother Drinks Out Of The Toilet have been re-issued with new covers to match this one.

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